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hey guys it's me rob. what is going on with you guys. all this homosexuality is really disturbing. do you need some help? well not like THAT. besides i'd have to go out to the barn and get my penis and testicles out of the old cardboard box i keep them in. xuefan makes me keep them out there, and i'd have to wash all the dishes first, then clean the floors. so, that's too much work. let me just write a poem to feel better.

roses are red
violets are blue
turn to the hand
before you turn to the man
even if penises like you