Sorry I haven't posted for a while. Besides harvesting the sheep and herding the beans. I've been busy writing some jokes.
So, a dyslexic man walked into a bra...
how about this one:
Yo Mama is so old and dumb, she says the number-one rapper in her day was Wax Paper
try this one:
How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just have a workshop on dealing with the darkness.
one more:
A policeman sees a man driving a car filled with penquins and pulls him over. He asks the man where he is going with all those penquins. "To the zoo" was the man's reply. The polieman thinks to himself that makes sense and waves him on. The next day he sees the same man with the same cargo and pulls him over again. "I thought you said you were taking them to the zoo" says the officer. The man replies, "I did, today I'm taking them to the movies."
