why were the kids upset it was the weekend?
because it was a sadder-day.
why doesn't soljeff GREGbert ever post anything? too good for us?
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
in threes
how does that go? disaster in threes, or bad luck, or something in threes. well hopefully this is my third and last tragedy to strike in the region under my underwear. my recent riding jaunts with no regard to riding apparel, or post ride hygiene has left me with a small butt on my boil. yes, that's right. this thing has morphed into a new ass. when i sit down i sit down on my boil, then my butt. i sit with one cheek higher because of the size of this thing. and it is so painful i now sit with only one cheek on the chair. yesterday i heard a bunch of shouting, when i looked down there were three mites with oxygen masks trying to mount the summit of my boil. i'm pretty sure it's making my foot hurt, and giving me a headache. last night i put a poultice of dandelions and dmso on it. today i'm going to put a potato slice on it. later i'm going to go to the store and get a glass bottle and try that. it's not spring, we are almost into fall, and the dandelions are not even close to young and tender. ever eaten an old dandelion? it's a lot like taking a pill of amoxicillin popping it in your mouth and chewing. ever tried taping gauze to your hair with a sprinkling of butt underneath? fun removal.
the good news is i no longer have any fear of dying.
just kidding. i did get a new (used) mp3 player. at first i was pretty skeptical and apprehensive to buy a used one, but the fact that it was half the price of a new one, and i'm pretty poor, and quite frugal now persuaded me. but, honestly i needed one. you know music calms the savage beast, unless your like me and you download a bunch of angry punk, then it's just fuel for the fire. i gotta say i'm really happy with this thing. it showed up with no noticeable blemishes, and works flawlessly. and here's the best part, it came loaded with over 2000 songs. granted this thing must have belonged to tigra or bunny (cause they like the boom) or maybe conejito cause there's a ton of artists on there that start with los. i wish i could have made a playlist out of this thing. los cadetes de linares, los dinamicos del norte, los incomprabales de tijuana, 2pac, ll cool j, 2 live crew, 40 glocc, 50 cent, digital underground. yes digital underground. that's just a sampling. so naturally i put them all in my collection instead of throwing them away. i'll never listen to them, but i can't throw em out. now i'm hooked. i want to buy another used mp3 player just to see what kind of awesome music comes loaded on it. this is like looking in someone else's fridge. a glimpse into the personal life.
time to glue a potato wedge to my butt.
the good news is i no longer have any fear of dying.
just kidding. i did get a new (used) mp3 player. at first i was pretty skeptical and apprehensive to buy a used one, but the fact that it was half the price of a new one, and i'm pretty poor, and quite frugal now persuaded me. but, honestly i needed one. you know music calms the savage beast, unless your like me and you download a bunch of angry punk, then it's just fuel for the fire. i gotta say i'm really happy with this thing. it showed up with no noticeable blemishes, and works flawlessly. and here's the best part, it came loaded with over 2000 songs. granted this thing must have belonged to tigra or bunny (cause they like the boom) or maybe conejito cause there's a ton of artists on there that start with los. i wish i could have made a playlist out of this thing. los cadetes de linares, los dinamicos del norte, los incomprabales de tijuana, 2pac, ll cool j, 2 live crew, 40 glocc, 50 cent, digital underground. yes digital underground. that's just a sampling. so naturally i put them all in my collection instead of throwing them away. i'll never listen to them, but i can't throw em out. now i'm hooked. i want to buy another used mp3 player just to see what kind of awesome music comes loaded on it. this is like looking in someone else's fridge. a glimpse into the personal life.
time to glue a potato wedge to my butt.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Thief!
- Pudd stole my underwear he says!
- How do you know they say?
- For I am the only one with the 1990 Durango World Mountain Bike Championship T-Shirt, and I have seen him wearing it.
- How do you know they say?
- For I am the only one with the 1990 Durango World Mountain Bike Championship T-Shirt, and I have seen him wearing it.
And lo!
From the primal depths of their merrymaking came forth the fruits of genius - Behold! Scratchboarding was born.
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